vaatt yeww aaeer saayeiing?? aiaam nawut andurrshtandink!

Me:
13 April at 23:32
Hi Person A.. How are you doing?
Can I make a fraaaeeennndddsshhhiippp with you??

Person A
13 April at 23:33
Replywaow-my-gawd!!!!! of course you can yaar...how are you keeping?... are you making fraaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeennnndhhhiiiippp with me only?

Me:
13 April at 23:36
YESH i wannna make fffffffieeeeeeeeennnnndddddddssssssshhhhiiippppppp wid yeww anli...

Person A
13 April at 23:39
Replynoooooo yaarrrrr yew mushtt vein-ture X nue taeritorrys wonly... ok na betta?

Me:
13 April at 23:41
vaaaaattttt yeeewwww aaeeerrrrr saaaaayyyyeeeeiiinnngg?? aaaaaaaiiiaaaaaaaammmm naawwwttt aannndduuurrrrsshhhtttttaaannddiiinnkkk??

Person B
13 April at 23:43
ReplyIiiiisss theeeeaaaaaaarrreee a wayyyyyycancyyyy fooorr my preaandshipness???

Person A
13 April at 23:46
Replywoaaaaa.... uffcoursh yewwww kann bee fraaaaeennddddshiiiippp vith ushhhh... preethams... wyeeee yeewwww nattt undershandingggu vattt ai yum shayyingu?...
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Me:
13 April at 23:46
avarywon eash vilkom fawr m eye phraenthsheep. . . ishfecialee kneehall e... :D

Person B
13 April at 23:48
Replyhahaahahhahhahhahhahhhhhhaaaa GOLD!!

Person A
13 April at 23:49
Replydish ish varryyyy speshalll ai laik dish kaunberjashion varyyy machhhuu

Me:
13 April at 23:52
ikun gnawut veighut pfaure dumolaw!

Person A
13 April at 23:53
Replyaii madddummm kunawt anndarrrshtandddd yewarrr enngalaish....

Me:
13 April at 23:57
uorw hkrshj kwjhenkap oiklmfls jhkasdl!

Me:
Today at 00:01
gjgjgaaassshhhiiitt dawwuutt aiyii vouothh hueave saaaeemm phaaaunn.. dhaaaiitt yaexiuauwaleyee vausss knawwneeseensee..

Person A
Today at 00:07
Replywo wo nahwwww aii yaimmm andarshtandingggg yownly...aii yachchewyally thorttt aii yaimmm gouwyingg shleippying naowww yeuww ulshaow? aii yaimmm haiywing zho mujgjg phann riyatt naowww bhatt veei mashht shleyup naowww na?

Me:
Today at 00:11
gwaauudthh gnyuayeet! schuweaadhu theerreeyaammss..